Wednesday, July 2, 2014

My Many Boyfriends

Throughout the years I have found myself falling in love with many many attractive (and some not so attractive) guys. These guys are all completely out of my reach because they are famous actors or musicians or athletes - but that is neither here nor there. My very first celebrity boyfriend was JTT. I had to share him with just about every girl who grew up in the 90s but that didn't bother me. I mean, I had a giant poster of him wearing a vest, sitting on a stool that hung over my dresser until well into middle school. I'm pretty sure my mom still has it in her garage. I can't wait to take it into Pawn Stars and see how much it's worth one day.  I bet at least $7 but I won't take any less than $5.  Looking back, I'm not sure what I was thinking. Hindsight really knows how to make you feel like an idiot. (Sorry JTT. Can we still be friends?) But he was the one who started it all and no one will ever take that away from him.


From there I moved on to plastering Bop Magazine photos of Devon Sawa, Rider StrongMatthew Lawrence, and Leonardo DiCaprio all over my room. For a long time, my entire door was covered in only photos of my "boyfriends" as if they took that specific head shot just for me. Most people would call these "crushes" but the fact that I wrote my first name followed by one of their last names on my Five Star notebook during class had to mean something more.

In high school, I was hot and heavy with Ben Covington and Pacey Witter. Sure, I had to put up with Felicity and Joey but it was a small price to pay. Later on, I got very serious with Sawyer aka James Ford. He's got that whole bad guy, good body, witty personality thing going that I couldn't resist. I still reminisce about our time together. WE HAVE TO GO BACK!


Since then I've enjoyed the company of James McAvoy, Kris Letang/Marc-Andre Fleury, Tom Hiddleston, Jon Snow, and the list goes on and on. Just a couple nights ago, Dustin and I tuned in to HBO's new show 'The Leftovers'. (It's awesome by the way.) But what's even more awesome is that I found a new boyfriend. Let me introduce you to Justin Theroux. Oh you already know him as Mr. Aniston? Yeah me too. Of course I know he's acted in a bunch of stuff and he even directed one of my all time fave movies , Dedication. I've always thought he was cute but it wasn't until I saw him in this new show that I started to develop such strong feelings. He reminds me of Chris Carrabba's older, more muscly, equally tattooed bad ass older brother. Am I right?! All I know is I'm hooked on the show and I'm hooked on him. I can't wait for our next date this Sunday.



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