I hate guys who dress like they are trying to impress somebody. If you want to impress someone, DO something impressive.
That hair cut is working for you on every level.
Umbrella sounds like you aren't sure what you are saying. Ummm...brella?
Me: Do you need anything from Target?
Dustin: Just your love and support.
Me: Done.
Said while he watched me fill out my Birchbox profile.
I let my hair dry au naturel! I never use a straightener.
I would definitely need ice for my Diet Mountain Dew. I don't drink hot soda. I refuse to give up the lifestyle I'm accustomed to just because of an apocalypse.
I'm surprised more strippers don't wear American Flags. I mean, they are both on poles.
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