Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Erin Zings

I have totally transformed into a wonderful human being.

Erin: Can you touch your foot to your head?
Me: Yeah...
Erin: Me too.

Why can't everyone be how I want them to be?

Being around kids is great birth control.

While on the topic of dating.
I don't want a booty chaser!

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